TEACHER
WHAT DID THEY JUST SAY?
DETENTION!
You're the kid this time. Walk with W A S D, the arrows, or drag anywhere. Coach and the art teacher will stop you and say something groovy, out loud. Pick what it actually means (keys 1 to 4) before the bell. Get it wrong and it's detention. Three strikes and it's summer school. Today's school says the same things to everyone; scores stay on this device unless you post one.
Grown-up generator
The same generator the teachers use. Press it for a fresh sentence, then reveal what it means.
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