COWORKER
WHAT DID THEY ACTUALLY MEAN?
DECLINED!
Walk with W A S D, the arrows, or drag anywhere. The VP and the project manager will stop you and say something, out loud. Pick what it actually means (keys 1 to 4) before they have a hard stop. Get it wrong and it gets escalated. Three strikes and you're offboarded. Today's office says the same things to everyone; scores stay on this device unless you post one.
Jargon generator
The same generator the office uses. Press it for a fresh sentence, then reveal what it means. Paste one into your next status update, we won't tell.
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